It's Not A Detox? - The $11,250 Challenge

We've come across a few articles where scientists have made suggestions that detoxing is a 'waste of time,' 'dangerous,' and 'not needed.'
Well instead of just ranting and raving and making fools of themselves, why don't those smart boys simply prove that detoxing doesn't work. That shouldn't be too hard for those well educated lab certified geniuses.
Surely, all they need do is prove to the world that detoxing is a myth.
A simple double-blind study would settle it once and for all. What are they waiting for?
Why haven't they done this already, instead of jumping up and down trying to get attention?
Perhaps its because they can't prove it.
Just the same as they can't tell you where all those food additives go. They don't know. They aren't chemical residue experts. They just have theories based on observation. And we all have observations..
If I personally feel better after a detox, then that's my observation. I don't need a scientist telling me his theory as to why I feel better, or that all I need is plenty of chlorinated tap water to help me stay healthy. Are these guys insane???
see .... 'Tap water rehydrates the body and a good's night sleep will leave people refreshed, the scientists said.' http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4576574.stm

These scientists can't tell you how many chemicals are absorbed by any individual on any given day, and they can't tell you how many chemicals are excreted by that person during a day. Pretty well, they can't prove much at all. How many chemicals go in, and how many come out, is anyone's guess.
Scientists have theories, which make them sound almost important.
In fact I'll put up a $11,250 challenge to any scientist who can prove, in a laboratory, under scientific conditions, that a liver detox doesn't cleanse the liver!
I know they simply don't have the technology nor the equipment to measure where and how 30,000 different chemicals in the body are processed for elimination. Hell, they don't even know what these chemicals are doing to us!
But they have assured us that cancer rates are soaring, and that they are still hoping to find a cure one day - and that their new drugs are 'very promising.'
So just exactly how do these new cancer drugs fight the impact of 3,000 different chemicals that are stored somewhere in nearly every person?
Truth is I know the money is safe. They can't prove that a detox isn't making you feel better.
They are probably down at McDonald's as we speak, wondering how all those additives and preservatives will ever leave their colons.
When it comes to 'natural' health conversation, remember never ask a scientist eating a burger!